The Dream Reborn

Thanks to Mark Jolly I can dream once again of heading to a beautiful Mexican beach.  Mexico: Four little hot beach towns - Mexico- msnbc.com
From Puerto Escondido in the North to Huatulco in the Southeast and Mazunte and San Agustinillo in the middle, this part of the coast of Mexico sounds like a bit of paradise.

With beaches like this
and this

I am definatily making plans to leave the cold, wintery (though back to its normail rainy self this week) NorthWest.

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7 Miles of Beaches in Drug War Zone

Lately I've been jonesing to travel, to get out of the wintery NW. Usually it is the rainy NW but the last week or so it has been more like the Mid-West than the northwest. Anyway I have been dreaming of going here: and so when I read this I started dreaming of sandy beaches, brown skinned girls, tropical elixers, and a couple of weeks free to properly enjoy them.

Perhaps the gods do not like when us mortals indulge in rapacious thoughts. Shortly after reading the above article i came across this one.

How can I enjoy booze, beaches, and babes, if I am in the middle of a drug war?

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Roughing It While Traveling Is Not Mandatory

I stumbled upon this story about an all inclusive resort in Mexico. But I had forgotten all about it, until I started dreaming about leaving all of this behind
Sure it looks beautiful, but dam it is cold here in the Northwest; when it is usually just mild and rainy.
And how can you not help imagining yourself here:
This is an all inclusive resort. I had no idea such a place on terra firma existed. Can this be Heaven? Can life get better than this? But most importantly are there bars on the golf courses?

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Dreaming of Any Place Else

Usually the Portland area looks like this, this time of year. But lately it has looked like this:
and this:

Which in turn has lead me to dream of this:

and this:
or this:
I wish my Spanish was better so I could work in Mexico. Oh well maybe some day.

What place are you dreaming of?

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Will the increase incidence of 'Cougar' attacks be far behind?

Scientists in the U.S., Canada, Australia, and Briton have just finished a 2 year study of testosterone patches on post-menopausal women. The Scientists "found that a high dose of male hormone gives post-menopausal women a modest, but meaningful boost in the sex lives after a year." (emphasis mine)

Maybe this Cougar enhancing patch can be sent to Mexico City to help deal with the pill popping Grandpas. Perhaps the wife of Mexico City's mayor can encourage him to pass out the patches, for free, to the more mature ladies of Mexico City. And maybe the entire country will be in line for blue pills and libido patches if he wins the presidency. If only we could get a program like this here in the States.

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Ladies Beware of Mexico City after December 1st

Starting December 1st Mexico City will be giving away free 'little blue pills' to men 70 or older. According to Mayor Marcelo Ebrard the city is doing this "because sexuality "has a lot to do with quality of life and our happiness."" I take it the mayor is over 70 and his health insurance plan doesn't cover the little blue pill of love. Therefore, why shouldn't he use his power for good and shower the hundreds of thousands of Mexico City's 70+ year old men with boner pills?

I am not saying there will be trouble with this scheme, but blue, pill popin', boner-sportin' grandpas running through the streets can't be good.

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