Will the increase incidence of 'Cougar' attacks be far behind?

Scientists in the U.S., Canada, Australia, and Briton have just finished a 2 year study of testosterone patches on post-menopausal women. The Scientists "found that a high dose of male hormone gives post-menopausal women a modest, but meaningful boost in the sex lives after a year." (emphasis mine)

Maybe this Cougar enhancing patch can be sent to Mexico City to help deal with the pill popping Grandpas. Perhaps the wife of Mexico City's mayor can encourage him to pass out the patches, for free, to the more mature ladies of Mexico City. And maybe the entire country will be in line for blue pills and libido patches if he wins the presidency. If only we could get a program like this here in the States.

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Ladies Beware of Mexico City after December 1st

Starting December 1st Mexico City will be giving away free 'little blue pills' to men 70 or older. According to Mayor Marcelo Ebrard the city is doing this "because sexuality "has a lot to do with quality of life and our happiness."" I take it the mayor is over 70 and his health insurance plan doesn't cover the little blue pill of love. Therefore, why shouldn't he use his power for good and shower the hundreds of thousands of Mexico City's 70+ year old men with boner pills?

I am not saying there will be trouble with this scheme, but blue, pill popin', boner-sportin' grandpas running through the streets can't be good.

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